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These images may be reproduced freely as long as the Catastrophizer is the one doing the reproducing and "freely" is understood to mean "for outrageous personal gain."

A pleasant corner of my subconscious circa 1985.

Cats prevail.

"The degree's D. Ph.D."

"They think they have done me no injury,/ And are gone to praise God and his priest and king,/ Who make up a heaven of our misery."

The Heroic Being

The Laissez-Faire

"I want you to show me a stronger biological urge to procreate!"

May the viewing public have mercy on your soul.

And the difference is in the paycheck.

The many divine rights of pigs.

History in the making.

Perfect. They'll never know.

Now you know why money-changers at temple so greedy.

Now you know why no brain.

Never been there? It's on the Bloor-Danforth line.

'I call my elephant Pawlenty.'

'Looking for some satire?'

We Stand on Guard for Steve

It's not crazy: Torontonians could rise up against their democratically-elected government and demand democratic elections.

Checkmate

The words are supposed to be on the 'lower receiver', but I'm not sure which part that is.

Soon 2010 will sound like 1910 does now

Leak Goes the World

PBS Will Censor You Too If You Pledge More Than $25

I Really Think That Donkey Has A Shot. I Really Do.

The Sixteenth Amendment is the One About the Devil

I Can Almost See My Journalistic Integrity From Here!

Your Last Status Update

End of Days, or Just Wednesday?

More Than Just Deals at the Burlington Coat Factory

Down on the Ground with Steven Slater

Ninnies Gone Wild

Mad Trekker's Tea Party

Terrorists! Slay! Windows!

Empty Your Pockets!

CEOs are Dreamy

What Happened to Charlotte?

My Blue Period Never Ends

The One is the Loneliest Number

How Does That Make You Feel

Your Boyfriend

Women are Frightening

Disappointing Dogs and Babies

A Potentially Hostile Reader

Leaving Yourself

Don't You Recognize Audrey Hepburn There on the Left?

Curling up with a Book

Buy Me a Couch

I Love My Wife

Turn Around Bright Eyes

I Could Have Danced All Night

Spare My Eyes!

What am I Thinking?

Know What to Expect

We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank

Doom Cult Marching

The Postman Only Rang Once, But That Was Bad Enough

How Strange it is to be Anything at All

Which One Are YOU?

With a Bang

Office Worker Yearning for the Sea

The Kingdom Falls

Never Fear!

The Bergman Family Seat

The Upbeats At Home

I'd really prefer it if you said nothing.

I didn't need to be reminded that death existed and that it could happen to good dogs.

Maybe a bit hyperbolic (and inaccurate), but it does rhyme.

The Federal Reserve Chairman

The Rational Egoist

I really don't like Brett Ratner.

The Self is often misunderstood in Society.

They're both right.

"I do swear that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty the Press, her editors and reporters, regardless of the law. So help me God."